President of Blasia: The Quest For Real Music
A downloadable game
Not your average RPG story.. you will face a ton of random monsters that both make sense and don't make sense, truly unfair but fun and exciting difficulty, absolute brain nourishment and very much not brainrot, real music playing everywhere you are, and most importantly, the slaughter of a long-time rival!
WHAT VERY NICE FEATURES YOU'LL FIND.. JUST TO NAME A FEW:
IN THIS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL STORY.. you play as the President of Blasia, the greatest ever living politician whose main goal is to win his second Blasia presidential election and release his first ever album inspired by his campaign. However, his long-time opponent who lost the first election, Somerandomkid, has developed a huge resentment for President of Blasia and has decided to not only steal everything from the president, including the device that has the only known copy of President of Blasia's new album, but has also planned to sabotage the election!
YOU WILL BE ENCOUNTERING the weirdest assortment of enemies you'll ever encounter for a while (even for JRPG standards). This including fighting a 9-foot-tall nerd, taking down a music producer overlord and his empire, the soldiers of shanghai, Pon Dollo, French robbers that somehow ended up in Blasia, and many more creatures...
THE CHARACTERS that band together to defeat the evils awaiting the Blasian man will once again, just like almost everything you've read so far, might not make much sense, but will eventually become clear (hopefully).
Join the President of Blasia (the president!), BNDJhn (the producer), Blasian Nick (the weird racist), and Coochie Master (the creepy business man.)
BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE SKILL & ITEM has a use at some point in the game and actually makes sense to use (don't let the names of them throw you off.. I can see why just from the names alone you would doubt this very bold claim).
MORE FEATURES YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON INCLUDE:
- Rival producers who would fight you because you said their music is utter garbage!
- Tons of items, weapons, gear that provide insane skills and stats!
- Machine guns!
- Dialogue featuring corny nerd shit, narcissism, idiotic statements, and much more!
- Beautiful R&B beats and OST produced and provided by BNDJhn!
- Bam Bulek!
- ADP446..
- A red ominous orb in a basement!
- And dozens more of silly shit to be found!
CONTROLS:
(KEYBOARD CONTROLS ARE CHANGEABLE IN-GAME)
Keyboard Control Change Menu
THE MAIN CONTROLS ARE:
Movement - Arrow keys
Sprinting - Shift keys
Interact with objects, doors, in battle, etc - Z, Spacebar, or Enter key
Exit/Cancel - ESC key
Selecting enemies, items, etc. in battle - Up & down keys
Speed up dialogue - Page Down or W key
A HUGE THANK YOU TO:
BNDJhn & SAKAGAMI SOUICHI for allowing their songs/beats to be a majority of the game's OST!
THE ENTIRE PRESIDENT OF BLASIA UNIVERSE for taking part in this truly unique story!
THE PRESIDENT OF BLASIA HIMSELF & DONGSLINGER for beta-testing, bug finding, game quality leveling, difficulty balancing and many more!
JACKQAVIS for creating all of the art in the game!
AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME CREDITS because this section will be too long.
To play this game, WINRAR must be installed for the game to be opened. Please post any issue, bug, glitch, etc. in the comments with great detail. Thank you.
Status | Released |
Author | Yung Jay |
Genre | Role Playing |
Tags | Funny, JRPG, Meme, Pixel Art, RPG Maker, Singleplayer, Story Rich, Strategy RPG, Turn-based |
Average session | A few hours |
Languages | English |
Inputs | Keyboard, Mouse |
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Development log
- Release 1.1.0Jul 08, 2024
- Release 1.0.1Jul 07, 2024
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